Puilder

Puilder is a small Cluff base located just outside of Gesodes Bridge, Peronkagonk Island. It is a locally important restaurant that only serves chocolate pudding and tossed spaghetti on a newspaper, along with only iced tea or water for drinks.

Founding
It was founded in 1999 by E. Sherman Sheppardsten, a possibly emotionally unstable human/demigod of unknown origin. There was also a poem written along with the founding. It is titled "Puilder Love" and was written by Miralynn Cluff herself. It is shown below:

Oh Puilder,

You are stupid and kinda weird.

You're too hard to freakin' get to,

So screw you.

Toodles!

The poem instantly became a large hit and was featured in a choral verse of a violin song written by Sheppardsten's father (LONG STORY!). It remains in our hearts even today.



Architecture
The construction ﻿is basic but loved. There is not much else to say. There's some room that resembles the Oxymoron Suite within the Cluff Mansion. Pictures are rarely seen, however, and the only photo available at the moment is shown.

A little kindergartener drew it. Problem? It was an art project in the Miralynnton School District. The teacher said "YOU UGLY BRATS WILL DRAW PUILDER OR I'LL MAKE YOU EAT HEALTHY!!!"

Most of them came out surprisingly well...