Kuku No-Pu

Kuku No-Pu was arguably one of the most blantantly stupid people to ever walk into the ABC Club doors. She helped to shape the mostly true stereotype of people in the club being obedient and obnoxious "uglies".

Egomania
Kuku was known and renowned for her extreme egomania. Some wonder if she faked some of it, as no one could have had such love for themselves and abhorrent opinions towerds others.

Goddess-Like Self Image
No-Pu also saw herself as a goddess, and that she would also found a new "true" religion. Many over-hyped images of her were released by Oxyclean himself. One of which is a drawing of her in robes, sitting on a rock next to farm animals. Another has her force-feeding a rapid pigeon chocolate bunny wrappers imported from Sweden.

Idiotic Stunts
Some of No-Pu's most ridiculous and attention-crying stunts are detailed below.

Tripping Over a Ladybug
On October 16, 2000, in the middle of the Rainbow Sprinkles Act, Kuku was sent to plunder an ice shop. However, she tripped on a ladybug on the way, and got a broken arm.

The Choking of December 9th
On December 9th of 2002, No-Po choked on an air molecule. This rare form of choking was named in honor of her, being called Suka's Syndrome. The only way to get it is to cause yourself to spontaneuosly gag from your annoying voice and then try singing Polynesian opera.

Inevidable Death
Finally, on June 14, 2003, No-Pu flew off a cliff while trying to "bike-ride over" a three-mile gap between two large cliffs. While it is uncertain that she is either dead or alive, we can say she's probably dead. Her body or the pink rainbow fluffy bike were never found. A few psychics hope she lives in some afterlife's slum because the cliff is apparently sacred to some obscure religion.

Her Funeral
Kuku's funeral was bacon-themed and Oxyclean himself stated "You can't spell funeral without fun!" This controversial statement was of controversy because it showed that he could actually spell.