Miralynn Cluff

Born on August 18, 1982, Miralynn Cluff inherited her grandfather's small company and turned it upside down...

Early Life
Her mother was an alcoholic.

Her father a chocolate flavored leprechaun.

With several siblings, Miralynn was ignored...ish...

Inheriting Cluff, INC
Miralynn's grandfather died from being fed cyanide from an

"unknown assailant". Rumor has it he was poisoned by Maxine Lenfi, an annoying and very ugly rat. She also had to kill out the competition for inheritance (battling Grampa Cluff's 150+ grandchildren) by simply being the most charming to the adults and most arrogant to her cousins.

Battle With Kcraacen
Long-time friend Andraya Kcraacen eventually turned on Cluff after an argument about Swiss cheese. After it ended, it was just considered yet another scandal that helped harden the arteries of the company.

The Cluff Family
If Miralynn wasn't famous, she would be a white trash hippy on some show, looking for the eight fathers of her 8 children. Her family is a complete mess, and between her 5 siblings (six if you count The Unholy One), the family reunions have too many people.