ABC Club

The ABC Club is the second greatest threat to the Cluff Company. With over 10,000 members, they have proven their strengths...

Founding
The ABC Club was created accidentally when Maxine Lenfi went fishing with Oxymora Oxyclean. It was decided they would start a fishing club. However, with Maxine being herself, she twisted the idea and within a month, over 5,000 yabbo's joined.

Reign of Oxymora Oxyclean


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The first years of the ABC Club were under the tyrant rule of Oxymora Oxyclean. He passed a variety of acts and programs, all of which caused particular annoyance to all in the way of them. Included was an act that plundered ice cream shops for rainbow sprinkles.

Eventually, he was unmasked to be a very short and ugly person, and hasn't been seen since 2004. Some people say he does secret work for the ABC Club, including planning acts.

Anarchy! (2005)
After Oxyclean was taken down from the throne, no successor was ever declared. ABC Club activity dwindled to 0 as they tried to put everything back together. Eventually, a new person was declared to take the throne. A person that could squash anyone under her gigantic feet. Her name was Maxine Lenfi.

Reign of Maxine Lenfi (2006 - 2011)
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Like Oxyclean, Lenfi has passed several "acts" and "programs", and some are far more annoying than what the former leader has ever done.



Her most infamous deed is her seeming hatred by many members. With a 92% approval rating from ABC members, it is 8% lower than what Oxyclean had. This also may have been a cause of why General Platypus managed to get so many people against her.

In 2009, that uprising lead to her near overthrowing. She was forced to fly away on a duck, but later returned, unfortunately, and everything was running prosperous for a while. This was much to Miralynn's anger.

However, her approval rate kept dropping. People became inspired by the life of General Platypus. But this time the uprising was successful. The Revolution of 2011 left her to be unmasked. This showed to the world that that thing on the front of her head was actually her face, and not a cheesy Halloween mask.

Post-Revolutionary Period (2011 - Present)
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The Reign of King Herbert (formerly Mono Poly)
While there was a year of anarchy between Oxyclean and Lenfi, the transition between Lenfi and Herbert was abrupt, but quick. The anarchy ended thee days before it began.

While setting up his reign is still a currently work-in-progress, a few acts have been proposed.