The Central Lodge

Also considered Cluff property, the Central Lodge is a large Cluff outpost centered in Clam City, Wheelson Island.



Historical Use
Historical use includes using it to escape ABC Club acts and programs, and also as a resting point when filming all seven of those tedious "Rush to Akiki" films, which quite frankly stopped being funny after the second movie.

Modern & Practical Use
Today the Central Lodge is rarely used, except by a few lost travelers and gullible tourists. It is currently run by E. Sherman Sheppardsten, who has also done work with designing the Oxymoron Suite within the Cluff Mansion.