Jadie Cluff

Jadie Cluff is the oldest sister of Miralynn Cluff, and the second oldest Cluff sibling. She was born probably on May 15th, 1979 (would be certain if her birth certificate wasn't burned by...It).

Anger Issues


One key feature that separates Jadie from her brothers and sisters is her short-temper. On many ocaisons, she's broken chairs, beaten up various boyfriends, and slipped on an orange peel (NOT a banana peel). Another side fact is that anger is the only emotion she has; as Jadie is otherwise an apathetic and emotionless robot. While many people want her to take an anger management course, she claims she likes the ground-breaking drug Placebo better.

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