Parasitic Jane

Her work for the ABC Club is especially notorious as Parasitic Jane was actually smart. She became part of the Circle of Deciding People for the place in 2001, during The Reign of Oxymora Oxyclean. Jane remained active until her sudden quit in 2008, which was a large factor to the drop in Lenfi's power around that time.



First Days of Joining
She walked into the HQ and immediately everyone was surprised at her intelligence. She was immediately promoted to Head Decision-Maker and secretly planned out many of club leader Oxyclean's acts and programs. This also was a great factor to his sudden rise in power around that time.

A Secret Plan
Parasitic Jane is also credited with stopping the XYZ Club from forming before it even happened. She spread bird flu to the two to-be founders and they died of disgust several weeks later.

Helping Lenfi
Once Lenfi came into power, Jane did much of the spamming put forth in many of the acts and programs passed. She also gained support for Lenfi via internet propaganda, and also acted as a spy to the Cluff Company.

Sudden Leave
On May 7, 2008, Parasitic Jane mysteriously stopped showing up to any ABC Club events, socials, parties, or meetings. With the only smart member of the club gone, things almost fell into anarchy again as Lenfi was nearly overthrown (Main Article here).

Possibility that she Moved to the Cluff Company
A small fringe-group claims that Parasitic Jane indeed didn't just suddenly "disappear". They show some evidence to support the fact that Miralynn Cluff offered a huge bribe to her if she came to the Cluff Company and reported what she knows. A few of them go as far as to say that she currently works for Cluff under the name Paratio Jano Gray.

For this theory, the two latter categories were added.