Jenisis Buersekt

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Jenisis Beursekt is the daughter of Gamma Cluff as well as Miralynn Cluff 's sister. She has done many things to cause her family to virtually excommunicate her rightfully.

Early Life and Childhood
Jenisis was born on March 12th, 1980 (age 32). In her childhood her parents saw that she was much more bratty than her older siblings (and later younger ones). She used Psykick Teknolojy to ensure her parents treated her better than Oxymora Oxyclean was treated by the ABC Club. Her other siblings grew to hate her, and by age 18, they were just about ready to banish her.

The Resigning from The Cluff/Buersekt Family
Soon Jenisis left on her own. After an embarrassing argument involving lettuce and sewing, she flew off to a town thousands of kilometers away. It's called Jarenegg, which is some language for "City founded on the streets of trash and bad karma". Apparently whoever came up with the language has experienced cities founded on streets of trash and bad karma so often they bothered to come up with a word for it.

Current Life
Jenisis was last heard from in 2008, where she was found with plans to bomb the Cluff Mansion. She also had a boyfriend who is the cousin of Oxymora Oxyclean and had one baby, an evil spawn named Doxtoid idz sa'uh Dem Septar; literally meaning "Son of the Unholy Hobo". He was then 5, and already ruined the lives 10 people through counter-executive insurance fraud type 2. This specific form of insurance fraud doesn't exist. Yet it does. You figure it out. And if you don't I hit you with a shovel.

She was not heard from again until 2011, where she sent a spam message about timeshares to 10,000 email addresses. Miralynn Cluff was one of these addresses. Immediately an internet argument exploded and it was revealed Jenisis and her now 9 year old son were wanted for a string of kidnapping charges from their hobby of forcing people to attend their tedious luaus. Also revealed was that she was on the hit list of several mayors of several large cities, including Jarenegg, Jolyhuser, Gerimat-Qiris, Syirn Yord, and also the city of Siari-Tidiri, which is so high in elevation that everyone sounds high on helium.