The Peppolini-Larkora Scandal

The Peppolini-Lakora Scandal was an embarrassing argument between Hep Peppolini and his former manager Nara Larkora. It started at the debut of the Cluff Newsletter on April 17, 2010.

The Start of the Scandal
As mentioned, the scandal began on April 17, 2010. Hep Peppolini submitted a few paragraphs about his former manager, Nara Larkora, with partial truth. He stated she had huge feet (which she does; I mean they're freakin' gigantic), but also made criticisms of her mother and parents.

The next week, Larkora mysteriously published two books: "Why to Never Trust Hep Peppolini!" and "HEP GO DOWN!". Both of which caused Peppolini to file charges and whine about it like an infant.

The Middle of the Scandal
When the newsletter returned in November 2010, absurdly ridiculous rumors began to circulate. Both of the parties had followers and harassment charges against one another. It turned out to be stupid and a waste of time, but Cluff herself became so utterly amused she continued to let it happen anyway.

One infamous article posted was Peppolini accusing Larkora (or a this point, as he called her, "Largesock") of parading outside his apartment with a jar of pickles. She countered saying she tried to plant a bomb filled with non-explosives into his house, and the pickles were merely to "look natural".



The Ending and Bans
After the Thanksgiving issue of the Cluff Newsletter, the issues ceased to exist do to court problems Cluff was facing between the two. On April 17, 2011, the newsletter came back, and Cluff announced that the two are banned to submit anything under the threat of being beaten with pineapples. Since then, the case has been settled out of court, with Peppolini paying Larkora $3,000 to take her books down from sale and to release an apology, as well as mowing his lawn every other Tuesday for the rest of "eternity".